@davewoodson mentioned he needed to do a top 10 list of how to know your SEO expert is full of shit. I decided to make my own using my mastery of the craft of asshattery (WTF chrome, asshattery is a word, quit telling me it’s not spelled right.) So here are my top 10 ways to tell if your guy is full of shit.
1) His/her name is Dave Woodson
2) If you search for “Indiana FHA expert” and he/she shows up
3) He/she makes videos for their blog while driving
4) In previously mentioned videos, he/she says their website at the beginning and end, both times being the wrong site.
5) He/she has ever declared to a room full of people they are “your mayor”
6) Once blew a man in the parking lot of La Bambas so he/she could get an Avacado Burrito
7) He/she wears pink shorts
8) He/she write a blog about having the biggest cock in the world
9) Had to shut down previously mentioned blog once said cock was removed from his mouth
10) Someone else’s dog is the mayor of their own house on foursquare.
So grade your current SEO/SM expert and see how they did. Wait they hit 10 out of 10? I feel sorry for you.
Hehe, I kid the Dave and you all better know it. He’s a good guy and can take a joke. He does know a thing or 2 about SEO and SM and you should look him up to talk about it. What’s even better is, unlike a lot of people who actually are completely worthless and full of shit when it comes to those things, is that he will talk with you about it for free instead of charging you 100′s for classes that teach you the wrong way to do things. So come to a #nwitweetup and converse. I’m sure you are bound to pick up a thing or 2 you probably didn’t already know.
But I thought this one goes up to 11? or 13?
Obsessive love of cigars
Office space is a BW3s
uses HS photos as his gravatar
carries around a camera for ‘random acts of vlogging.’
Knows a guy name Shane.
Knows 2 guys named Shane. :-P
We love you Daver, keep the NWIndiana movement alive!
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Rofl, last time Dave and me and Semac and Steve talked seo, it was at panera bread and woodson ate fruit salad and drank evion! Waddup wid dat? ;)
You forgot to write that Woodson’s willing to take on both Michiana and Indy at the same time with one hand tied behind his back and that he once ripped a Yellow Pages directory in half in a fit of rage over improper usage of #hashtags.
@Chris – Yes but those are compliments and I don’t have any of those. :)
Asshattery and numbered list that flips to the “cool” happy face. Yeah Chrome has it going on. It only wishes it could be as cool as the Daver. What?!? Chrome how dare you not recognize Daver both in his coolness and his name.
Could this be the beginning of the end of Google?
Actually that was WordPress that made it flip, not Chrome. :)